The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!