The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to murder rocks.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to see through windows

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!