The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!