THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to never end your .

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!