The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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Acid pee

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to see air

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power to become retarded

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!