The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power of self mind control

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the power of being yourself

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!