The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!