The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the powre to spel

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!