The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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Black power

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power to instantly die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!