- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

the power to kiss your own ass

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The power to create all the powers on this site

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

The power to write pointless superpowers

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

The power to digest corn.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to never finish your sente

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

Pointless Super Powers