- Pointless Super Powers

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to see through air.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The Power to bite your own ear.

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to read this.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

Grass eating

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!