The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to drown on land.

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the power to walk on land.

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

The power to see you're self in a mirror

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

the power to see into the present.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!