- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sweat acid.

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! BOOOOOOM Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to eat nandos

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The ability to teleport into a wall

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

the ability to look into your brain

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

Pointless Super Powers