The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to fly while under water

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!