the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!