The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to be dead

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!