- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly when you fart

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to encounter an internal server error

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

Doing a handstand with your feet

the power to create bad superpowers

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to never get drunk

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

Pointless Super Powers