The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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Power to develop diseases.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to create shit

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to become a llama.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to be wrong

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!