The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to tickle your own feet.

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to be 6% fireproof

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to survive at absolute zero

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to murder rocks.

the power to beathe

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to have a power

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!