The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to not exist.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!