the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to always hug people

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the power to shit bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!