To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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being able to blow up and die

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!