Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!