The power to see through glass

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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I'm a giant di

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!