The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to see air

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!