The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to do one push-up

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Ladder hands.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to be your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!