The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the powre to spel

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!