The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!