The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to only drink liquids

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!