- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The super pow.er to die at will

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to waste time reading this.

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

the power to always hug people

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

Pointless Super Powers