The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the power to write comic books

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!