The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to police irony

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!