The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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Black power

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to become black!

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!