The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!