The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!