the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!