The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to be a gamer

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to complete math exercises

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!