The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!