The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to see you're self in a mirror

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to die at will

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to change the color of your saliva.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!