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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!