The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to in power your self

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to digest corn.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!