The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to see into the present

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to like charlie

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to science.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!