the power to disappear up your own asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to blow up when you blink

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to die,but only if your alive!

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

the power to see everyone as a tree

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!