The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power of self mind control

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to die at will.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!