the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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Acid pee

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to like this power

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to see air

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!