The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to not have superpowers

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!