The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to die at will

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to read braile.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to poo.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!