The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to be stupid

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!