The power to die when you change emotions

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to fly when you fart

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!