The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to have a power.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!