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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to pee poop

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!