The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to like charlie

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!