The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to bleed

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!