The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to commit suicide.

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Third armpit.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to be powerless

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!