the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!