The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to die

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power to see through water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!