The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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Black power

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!