- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

the power to do one push-up

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to sleep if your not awake

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to change the color of your piss

The ability to change the color of your poop

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

the power to always hug people

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

The power to think outside the bun.

The power to have no power.

Liam Brudenell

The power to walk through a unlocked door.

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to see into the present

Pointless Super Powers