- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make your nipples dissappear

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

Super-slowness

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

Pointless Super Powers