The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to become demented

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The power to make out of thin air

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!