The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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Really bendy thumb

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Liam Brudenell

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!