The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!