"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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God tier Waste of Space

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to see through windows

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!