- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to breath, but only in space.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to only be obesely fat.

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

Pointless Super Powers