the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!