- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blow up when you blink

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to change your emotions at will

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

The power to speak Braille.

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

The ability to perpetually masturbate.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

Pointless Super Powers