The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to see into the present

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the powre to spel

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!