the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to see in black and white.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to predict the present

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to plank

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to die when you die

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!