The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to explode on demand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!