- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to think outside the bun.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to vomit through your anus.

Being able to fly in place.

Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

the power to sleep while standing!

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to create another human

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The power to be -100% faster...

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

Pointless Super Powers