the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to be stupid

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!