Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to jump faster.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to control urine

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!