the ability to smell sounds

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!