The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!