The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to fly when you fart

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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A good Kisser

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!