the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to poo in the toilet

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to control urine

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to mind reeds

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to fall up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!