The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!