- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to smell colors

The power to be socially impenetrive.

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

the power to have the remote come to you.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to part...hair.

the ability to smell sounds

to zap people but only yourself

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

the power to walk on land.

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

Pointless Super Powers