The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to die on command.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to block your own powers

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the power to speak only in binary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!