- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

power to have no power at all

The power to poo.

The power to smell you poop after you flushed

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

The power to only be obesely fat.

the power to fall asleep while being awake

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

the power to like charlie

The Power to believe you have superpowers

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

Pointless Super Powers