The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to set money on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!