The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!