the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to see forever

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!