The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to die.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to mind reeds

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to speak in cursive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!