The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!