The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to jump faster.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to become a llama.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!