The power to see through glass doors.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to fail at everything you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!