The power to never get drunk

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to be pointless!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!