The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!