The power to kill yourself

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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cry acid tears

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to die on command.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!