- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to eat food

The power to not exist.

the power to have the remote come to you.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

The power to see the present.

the power to in power your self

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The ability to smell colors

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

The power to not exercise.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!