Third armpit.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to clean

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Being Aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!