The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to die

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!