The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to write comic books

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!