The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to be powerless

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to die if you think

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!