The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to to think less

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!