The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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Black power

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to create a meme

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!