The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Third armpit.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to clean

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to fly when you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!