- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to think of the worst superpower.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

The power to not be funny

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to lose this power.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

Pointless Super Powers