The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to lose your power at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!