The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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the power to walk on land.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!