The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to poke

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!