The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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the power to see into the present.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to have no power.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to see into the present

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!