The power to see when people fart.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!