The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to see into the present

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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penis

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to die.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to attract bullets

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!