The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to look TV

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!