The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to have a power

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!