- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The Power to die at will

The power to be your self

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

the power to fail at everything you

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to feel pain when ever you want

Pointless Super Powers