The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

The power to control dodos

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to microwave bread

THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

The power of your girlfriend's will

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

the power of make your leg invisible

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

A healing punch

The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!