- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to watch a pot boil.

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power life like a hermit.

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The ability to die on command.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

The power to get your comment 1st

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

Pointless Super Powers